Today, Steve's female will return home from visiting her family in Arizona, and not a moment too soon! Steve has gotten to the point where he doesn't know what to do with himself, and the house looks like it was trashed by a herd of rampaging kittens. And, me? Well, I think I'll go find myself a good vantage point (far away from the hated vacuum cleaner, of course) and watch Steve as he frantically tries to clean the house before his female arrives. Should be good for mucho laughs... or, at least a few Cheshire cat grins.