tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3902001884505060942024-02-29T21:39:53.208-08:00The World Is Your Litter BoxOfficial Blog for Quasi and his latest book, The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition: A How-To Manual for Cats.Quasihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12581009403955438584noreply@blogger.comBlogger302125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390200188450506094.post-33595615155115550572014-03-17T13:44:00.000-07:002014-03-17T13:47:59.615-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<b>STEVE FISHER (MY HUMAN) INTERVIEWED BY ARDEN MOORE ON PET LIFE RADIO</b></div>
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Steve Fisher, my human and co-author, was recently interviewed by Arden Moore for <i>Oh Behave</i>, the most popular show on the extremely popular Pet Life Radio. Steve talks about me (of course!) and our latest book, <i>The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition</i>. Steve and Arden focus on the seriously funny parts of the book, including "20 Good Places to Throw Up" and "How to Look Cute"... and Steve even sings <i>The Ocean Whitefish Treat </i>song, described in the chapter, "How to Get Your Human to Sing & Act Like a Complete Idiot." Talk about entertainment! </div>
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To listen to Arden Moore's interview with Steve, click <a href="http://www.petliferadio.com/behaveep230.html">here</a>, then arrow down to Episode 230. We hope you enjoy it.</div>
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Quasihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12581009403955438584noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390200188450506094.post-85665182747238332702013-12-18T11:11:00.000-08:002013-12-18T11:11:02.593-08:00THE REMAINING CHAPTERS IN THE WORLD IS YOUR LITTER BOX DELUXE EDITION<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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With Christmas Day fast approaching, here is a brief jam job of the remaining chapters in <i>The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition</i>...<br />
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Chapter 18: Trips to the Vet<br />
Chapter 19: How to Get Attention When It's Convenient for You<br />
Chapter 20: How to Take Advantage of Your Pet Sitter<br />
Chapter 21: Holiday Fun (& Danger)<br />
Chapter 23: 20 Good Places to Hide<br />
Chapter 24: How to Deal with Precocious Little Humans<br />
Chapter 25: Flummoxing Enigmas for Cats<br />
Chapter 25: Advice to Kittens<br />
Chapter 26: Quasi's Quiz for Cats<br />
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<i>The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition</i> is available in softcover and ebook formats from Amazon and all other online booksellers, and makes a fabulous gift for the cat person on your holiday gift list. For info, excerpts, reviews, and a complete list of chapters, visit The World Is Your Litter Box <a href="http://www.theworldisyourlitterbox.com/">website</a>.<br />
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Meanwhile, we wish everyone a happy holiday season and all the best in 2014!Quasihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12581009403955438584noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390200188450506094.post-55419211684755406422013-12-16T09:12:00.000-08:002013-12-16T09:12:04.113-08:00THE WORLD IS YOUR LITTER BOX DELUXE EDITION - CHAPTER 17: HOW TO DEAL WITH SCARY THINGS<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Even though cats are fearless, intrepid creatures (well... sort of), there are some things that, if I may be so bold, scare the s**t out of us! It could be something as traumatic as a trip to the vet, or something as simple as a loud truck going by. Whatever the source of the scariness, we cats must be prepared to react and deal with it as quickly and decisively as possible... and in Chapter 17 of <i>The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition,</i> I show you how to do just that. Vital information for all cats.<br />
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<i>The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition</i> makes a wonderful and unique gift for the cat lover on your holiday list. Order it from Amazon or any of the other on-line booksellers. For info, excerpts, book reviews, and a complete list of chapters, visit The World Is Your Litter Box <a href="http://www.theworldisyourlitterbox.com/">website</a>.Quasihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12581009403955438584noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390200188450506094.post-57439429496343039252013-12-13T13:10:00.001-08:002013-12-13T13:10:45.469-08:00THE WORLD IS YOUR LITTER BOX DELUXE EDITION - CHAPTER 15: 20 REASONS WHY CATS ARE SMARTER THAN HUMANS<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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You know what really gets my cat dander up? It's when I do something so simple a chimp could do it, and then Steve (my human) says something like, "Wow! Quasi is REALLY smart!" Well, of course I'm smart... ALL cats are smart. In fact, in Chapter 16 of <i>The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition</i>, I provide 20 good reasons why cats are smarter than humans. So check it out, Mr. and Ms. Super Intelligentisia!<br />
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<i>The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition</i> makes a unique gift for the cat person on your holiday list. Order it from Amazon or any other on-line bookseller. For info, excerpts, reviews, and a complete list of chapters, visit The World Is Your Litter Box <a href="http://www.theworldisyourlitterbox.com/">website</a>.Quasihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12581009403955438584noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390200188450506094.post-49105254921094146332013-12-11T09:05:00.000-08:002013-12-11T09:05:29.664-08:00THE WORLD IS YOUR LITTER BOX DELUXE EDITION - CHAPTER 15: AMUSING TRICKS & GAMES<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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As all cats know, all work and no play makes kitty a dull boy (or girl). In Chapter 15 of <i>The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition</i>, I share some of my favorite games, including "Kitty Soccer" and "Psycho Kitty," which are guaranteed to liven up things around your household, and more importantly, provide unending entertainment for you!<br />
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<i>The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition</i> is available from Amazon and all other on-line book sellers, ande makes an excellent present for the cat person on your holiday gift list. For info, excerpts, reviews and a complete list of chapters, visit The World Is Your Litter Box <a href="http://www.theworldisyourlitterbox.com/">website</a>.Quasihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12581009403955438584noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390200188450506094.post-65777706523135923802013-12-09T09:00:00.000-08:002013-12-09T09:00:39.149-08:00THE WORLD IS YOUR LITTER BOX DELUXE EDITION - CHAPTER 14: HOW TO ANNOY HUMANS WHO ARE ALLERGIC TO CATS<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Some humans, when they get around a cat, have what scientists (and TV commercials) refer to as an allergic reaction. That is, when one of these humans comes into contact with a feline, they quickly begin sneezing and blubbering... which is a big problem for them, but an excellent source of entertainment for us kitties. In Chapter 14 of <i>The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition</i>, "How to Annoy Humans Who Are Allergic to Cats," I'll show you how to have endless fun (and endless laughs) when an allergic human comes over to your house. No cat will want to miss this!<br />
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<i>The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition</i> is available from Amazon and all other on-line booksellers, and makes the purrfect gift for the cat lover on your holiday gift list. For info, excerpts, reviews, and a complete chapter list, visit The World Is Your Litter Box <a href="http://www.theworlsidyourlitterbox.com/">website</a>.Quasihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12581009403955438584noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390200188450506094.post-59905208984460640132013-12-06T13:26:00.000-08:002013-12-06T13:26:28.683-08:00THE WORLD IS YOUR LITTER BOX DELUXE EDITION - CHAPTER 13: ACCEPTABLE (AND UNACCEPTABLE) CO-PETS<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Even though we cats are the most exceptional critters on earth, some humans are not content unless they've surrounded the family kitty with a myriad of other pets. I know... it's hard to believe any human could want another type of animal when they already have a cat, but it's true. So, with that in mind, I've compiled a list of pets that are acceptable (and unacceptable) to a kitty. You'll find that list in Chapter 13 of <i>The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition</i>, which, by the way, makes an excellent gift for the cat lover on your holiday list. For info, excerpts, reviews, and a complete chapter list, visit The World Is Your Litter Box <a href="http://www.theworldisyourlitterbox.com/">website</a>.Quasihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12581009403955438584noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390200188450506094.post-318352558800200992013-12-05T13:25:00.000-08:002013-12-05T13:25:52.467-08:00THE WORLD IS YOUR LITTER BOX DELUXE EDITION: CHAPTER 12: HOW TO WAKE YOUR HUMAN FROM EVEN THE DEEPEST SLEEP<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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One of the most frustrating things to a cat is when their human won't wake up and feed them, and as we cats know, there are fewer things more important than mealtimes. But what if you're starving to death and your human absolutely refuses to get out of bed? Well, check out Chapter 12 in <i>The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition</i>, apply my simple yet effective techniques, and you'll never go hungry again.<br />
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<i>The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition</i> would make an excellent gift for the cat lover on your holiday list. You can order the book from Amazon and all other on-line booksellers. For info, excerpts, reviews, and a complete chapter list, visit The World Is Your Litter Box <a href="http://www.theworldisyourlitterbox.com/">website</a>.Quasihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12581009403955438584noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390200188450506094.post-23536300039488076782013-12-03T08:42:00.000-08:002013-12-03T08:42:53.579-08:00THE WORLD IS YOUR LITTER BOX DELUXE EDITION - CHAPTER 11: 20 GOOD PLACES TO THROW UP<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Between hairballs and eating food comprised of unspeakable grist (delicious as it may be), we cats tend to... how shall I say this... toss our cookies on a fairly regular basis. But throwing up does not have to be onerous and unpleasant... in fact, it can be fun and highly entertaining, and in Chapter 11 of <i>The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition</i>, your 'ole pal Quasi will show you how. No cat should be without the information in this chapter!<br />
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<i>The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition</i> is available from Amazon, itunes, and all other on-line booksellers, and would make a excellent (and inexpensive) gift for the cat lover on your holiday gift list. For info, excerpts, reviews, and a complete chapter list, visit The World Is Your Litter Box <a href="http://www.theworldisyourlitterbox.com/">website</a>.Quasihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12581009403955438584noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390200188450506094.post-32535969858903465082013-12-02T09:47:00.000-08:002013-12-02T09:47:02.834-08:00THE WORLD IS YOUR LITTER BOX DELUXE EDITION - CHAPTER 10: HOW TO GET YOUR HUMAN TO SING AND ACT LIKE A COMPLETE IDIOT<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Bet you didn't know that your human can be an endless source of entertainment and amusement? Well, they most definitely can! In Chapter 10 of <i>The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition</i>, I share my time-tested methods for getting your human to sing, dance, talk baby talk... whatever. It's fun, it's easy, and most of all, it will provide you with kitty laughs whenever you so desire. Another skill no self-respecting cat should be without!<br />
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<i>The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition</i> is available from Amazon and all other on-line booksellers. And, it makes a most excellent holiday gift for the cat lover in your life. For info, excerpts, a complete chapter list and reviews, visit The World Is Your Litter Box <a href="http://www.theworldisyourlitterbox.com/">website</a>.Quasihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12581009403955438584noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390200188450506094.post-59326071715390103352013-11-28T08:09:00.000-08:002013-11-28T08:09:17.913-08:00HAPPY THANKSGIVING!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Sending out best wishes for a happy and wonderful Thanksgiving. We hope you have much to be thankful for.Quasihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12581009403955438584noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390200188450506094.post-44241485409327237272013-11-26T10:29:00.001-08:002013-11-26T10:29:36.133-08:00THE WORLD IS YOUR LITTER BOX DELUXE EDITION - CHAPTER 9: HUMANS' QUESTIONS ABOUT CATS<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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For centuries, humans have spent countless hours trying to figure out cats and learn our innermost secrets. What are we thinking and what makes us tick, they wonder, but the answers have always eluded them... UNTIL NOW! Yes, that's right... in Chapter 9 of <i>The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition</i>, your friend Quasi answers 30 of the most often-asked human questions about us kitties. Some of the answers may surprise you!<br />
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Chapter 8, "How to Get Food Anytime You Want It," is a very important chapter for any kitty that doesn't always want to wait until mealtime to fill their gullet with delicious, taste-tempting cat food, and the stinkier the better! In this chapter, I share my time-tested methods for getting your human to feed you whenever you feel a need (or desire) to eat. Sounds too good to be true, you say? Not hardly, fellow cat, IF you know what to do. Tell your human to buy you a copy of <i>The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition</i> and you'll never have to wait for your food again.<br />
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<i>The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition</i> is available in softcover and ebook formats from Amazon and all other on-line booksellers. For info, book excerpts, reviews and a complete chapter list, visit The World Is Your Litter Box <a href="http://www.theworldisyourlitterbox.com/">website</a>.Quasihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12581009403955438584noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390200188450506094.post-61368007295425872013-11-21T09:33:00.001-08:002013-11-21T09:44:18.594-08:00THE WORLD IS YOUR LITTER BOX DELUXE EDITION - CHAPTER 7: THE "AWWWW" SCALE AND HOW TO USE IT<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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As we cats know, it's incredibly easy to get one's human to say "Awwww" just about any time we want. Whether you're applying one of the cute cat poses described in Chapter 1 of <i>The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition</i>, offering your tummy for a nice rub (and an arm grab), or merely sleeping, your human simply can't resist your kitty charms. But did you know there are varying degrees of "Awwww" that can be used in a multitude of situations? It's true, and in Chapter 7, "The Awwww Scale and How to Use It," you'll find out all about it.</div>
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Quasihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12581009403955438584noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390200188450506094.post-10983705479115779242013-11-20T09:04:00.001-08:002013-11-20T09:04:40.315-08:00THE WORLD IS YOUR LITTER BOX DELUXE EDITION - CHAPTER 6: 20 THINGS CATS DON'T HAVE TO DO<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Because Chapter 5 of <i>The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition</i> focuses on the exhaustive (or, should I say, exhausting) scope of a cat's jobs and responsibilities, I thought I would ease the pain by providing a list of 20 things cats DON'T have to do. So take heart, fellow cats... after all, even a hardworking cat needs a break now and then.<br />
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For information about <i>The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition</i>, including a complete chapter list, book excerpts and reviews, visit The World Is Your Litter Box <a href="http://www.theworldisyourlitterbox.com/">website</a>.Quasihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12581009403955438584noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390200188450506094.post-50382472737967420212013-11-19T10:13:00.000-08:002013-11-19T10:19:42.028-08:00THE WORLD IS YOUR LITTER BOX DELUXE EDITION - CHAPTER 5: JOBS & RESPONSIBILITIES<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Chapter 5 in <i>The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition</i>, "Jobs & Responsibilities" is meant to show our humans that cats are not just a bunch of slothful slackers. With jobs and responsibilities such as investigation, supervision and door monitor, we cats work extremely hard to earn our keep!<br />
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For information about<i> World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition</i>, including a complete chapter list, excerpts and book reviews, visit The World Is Your Litter Box <a href="http://www.theworldisyourlitterbox.com/">website</a>.Quasihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12581009403955438584noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390200188450506094.post-63640512591845303612013-11-18T10:25:00.000-08:002013-11-18T10:25:14.946-08:00THE WORLD IS YOUR LITTER BOX DELUXE EDITION - CHAPTER 4: HOW TO GET AWAY WITH UNACCEPTABLE KITTY BEHAVIOR<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Chapter 4 in <i>The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition</i>, "How to Get Away with Unacceptable Kitty Behavior," contains valuable information that all kitties MUST know. You want to claw up the couch? Walk on the kitchen counters and eat whatever you find? Destroy your human's priceless Ming Dynasty vase? Well, fellow cat, 'ole Quaz will tell you how to do all this and more without incurring the wrath of your human, or suffering embarrassing, humiliating punishment.<br />
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To read an excerpt from "How to Get Away with Unacceptable Kitty Behavior," visit The World Is Your Litter Box<i> </i><a href="http://www.theworldisyourlitterbox.com/">website</a>, where you'll also find a complete chapter list and reviews of <i>The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition</i>.Quasihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12581009403955438584noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390200188450506094.post-84026184190114311662013-11-15T09:04:00.000-08:002013-11-15T09:04:21.547-08:00THE WORLD IS YOUR LITTER BOX DELUXE EDITION - CHAPTER 3: HOW TO GET YOUR HUMAN TO BUY YOUR FAVORITE FOOD<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Chapter 3 in <i>The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition</i> is titled "How to Get Your Human to Buy Your Favorite Food." If you're like me, fellow cat, you're mighty particular about the food your human places in your bowl. In other words, you don't want to accept just any old slop your human dishes out. To combat this, Chapter 3 includes instructions about the use of my patented "Process of Elimination" technique to make sure your human gives you EXACTLY what you want at mealtimes. This chapter also includes a handy Food Reference Chart, to help you make decisions about which food you really want (and don't want).<br />
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<i>The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition</i> is available in softcover and ebook formats, and at <a href="http://tiny.cc/9osu2w">Amazon</a>, the ebook is only $3.03! For more info, including a full chapter list, book excerpts and reviews, visit The World Is Your Litter Box <a href="http://tiny.cc/oc2ra">website</a>. Prepare to laugh your tail off!Quasihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12581009403955438584noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390200188450506094.post-62684785648071153652013-11-14T10:22:00.000-08:002013-11-14T10:22:33.976-08:00THE WORLD IS YOUR LITTER BOX DELUXE EDITION - CHAPTER 2: HOW TO TELL IF YOUR HUMAN IS A TRUE CAT NUT<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Chapter 2 of <i>The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition </i>is titled, "How to Tell If Your Human Is a True Cat Nut." In this chapter, I describe numerous ways for a kitty to determine whether their human is an unabashed cat nut or merely a pretender to the throne of feline fixation. Along with Chapter 1 (How to Look Cute), Chapter 2 contains must-know information for any cat that wants to be able to get away with just about anything short of starting a nuclear war.<br />
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For info, book excerpts, reviews, and a complete list of chapters in <i>The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition</i>, visit The World Is Your Litter Box <a href="http://www.theworldisyourlitterbox.com/">website</a>.Quasihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12581009403955438584noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390200188450506094.post-40582155615379244932013-11-13T09:33:00.001-08:002013-11-13T09:33:54.841-08:00THE WORLD IS YOUR LITTER BOX DELUXE EDITION - CHAPTER 1<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Starting today, and over the next month, we'll be posting ultra-funny cat memes created for each chapter of <i>The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition: A How-To Manual for Cats</i>. We hope you enjoy them!<br />
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Today's chapter, "How to Look Cute," focuses on my favorite cute kitty poses and how to use them to get away with most of the other recommendations in the book. As I say in Chapter 1, "Even though we cats are pretty much always cute, even when we're asleep and not trying to be, there are certain situations that literally cry out for specific poses."<br />
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For more information about <i>The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition</i>, including a complete chapter list, book excerpts and reviews, please visit <i>The World Is Your Litter Box</i> <a href="http://www.theworldisyourlitterbox.com/">website</a>.Quasihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12581009403955438584noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390200188450506094.post-86114919687877894602013-11-11T07:43:00.001-08:002013-11-11T07:43:34.338-08:00VETERAN'S DAY<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b><u>Halloween</u></b>:
Another holiday fraught with both fun and danger. Halloween is a time
when little humans, and some big ones, dress up in strange costumes, some of
which are pretty scary. Usually, the little ones will go out trick-or-treating
(whatever that is) and come home with bags full of teeth-rotting candy. This
will provide you with a fine new source of diversion as you investigate the bag
and remove anything that looks interesting... or edible. Another fun thing
about Halloween is the pumpkins, which are carved up by humans to have scary or
comical faces. When I was a kitten, I quite enjoyed climbing inside pumpkins
for a look-see. However, with my massive expanse, I can no longer do so (oh the
curse of aging). Also, if you are a black cat, this holiday’s for you. For some
reason, many humans consider it bad luck if a black cat walks in front of them.
So if you are of the ebony persuasion, you can have extra fun by bedeviling
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the scariness aspect. Halloween is a time when humans like to frighten each
other by making scary sounds, watching scary movies, and wearing horrifying
things such as zombie masks. To a cat, needless to say, some of these things
are hair-raising to the nth degree. Therefore, it’s often best to find a good
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way until their sanity returns. Also, if you are an outdoor cat, stay inside
after dark. At night, dozens of humans are out on the street, trick-or-treating
and acting especially goofy. Some teenage male humans see Halloween as a time
to pull off pranks such as toilet papering their girlfriends’ homes, which is
actually quite delightful. However, some of their antics are much more
dangerous and sinister. As with the Fourth of July, there are some heartless,
misguided humans who will torment cats for their own amusement. Off with their
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<b><u>Note #1</u></b>: Investigate bags of trick-or-treat candy all
you want, but don’t eat too much. In large quantities, candy will cause tooth
decay and make you sick, possibly necessitating a trip to the vet (talk about
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<b><u>Note #2</u></b>: Some humans put candles inside their pumpkins
and light them. If you are a kitten, or small enough to investigate the inside
of a pumpkin, make sure the candle is out before you go in. Even though
flickering fla<span style="font-family: "Garamond","serif";">mes </span>are
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Quasihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12581009403955438584noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390200188450506094.post-61370195415465829792013-10-25T16:25:00.001-07:002013-10-25T16:25:48.999-07:00ANGRY CATS - WILDLY FUNNY VIDEO<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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This may possibly be, in my humble opinion, the funniest cat video ever! Watch it, and after you do, you'll think twice about doing anything to make your kitty mad! Click here: <a href="http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=angry+cat+video&FORM=VIRE9#view=detail&mid=A5F794725529BF16BA6EA5F794725529BF16BA6E">Angry Cat Video</a>Quasihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12581009403955438584noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390200188450506094.post-42273491884038171882013-10-14T15:14:00.000-07:002013-10-14T15:14:10.816-07:0010 THINGS THAT COST MORE THAN THE E-BOOK VERSION OF THE WORLD IS YOUR LITTER BOX DELUXE EDITION<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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As you may already know, the release of <i>The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition</i> marks the first time <i>The World Is Your Litter Box</i> has been
available as an ebook for all types of electronic devices, including iPhones
and iPads. Since almost everyone has some kind of device, and since <i>The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition</i>
is selling for only $3.03 at Amazon, there’s really no reason for any true,
upstanding cat nut to be without this book. In fact, just to drive the point
home and put things in proper perspective, here are ten everyday items that cost
more (and are way less funny) than<i> The
World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition</i>…<o:p></o:p></div>
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<li class="MsoNormal">1 gallon of gas<o:p></o:p></li>
<li class="MsoNormal">1 Big Mac and fries at
McDonald’s<o:p></o:p></li>
<li class="MsoNormal">1 mocha frappuccino at
Starbucks<o:p></o:p></li>
<li class="MsoNormal">1 energy-efficient light
bulb<o:p></o:p></li>
<li class="MsoNormal">1 Sunday New York Times<o:p></o:p></li>
<li class="MsoNormal">1 dozen doughnuts at
Dunkin’ Doughnuts<o:p></o:p></li>
<li class="MsoNormal">1 loaf of wheat bread<o:p></o:p></li>
<li class="MsoNormal">1 six-pack of Coca-Cola<o:p></o:p></li>
<li class="MsoNormal">1 issue of People magazine<o:p></o:p></li>
<li class="MsoNormal">1 pair of socks<o:p></o:p></li>
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Just think… for less than the cost of any of these items,
you could be reading <i>The World Is Your
Litter Box Deluxe Edition</i> on your electronic device while you’re riding to
work on the subway, while you’re in a boring class or meeting, or even while attending
a tiresome, mind-numbing party with snotty pseudo-intellectuals. So if you want
true bang for your entertainment dollar, order a copy of <i>The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition</i> immediately and get
ready to laugh your tail off. Here’s a convenient link to <a href="http://tiny.cc/9osu2w">Amazon</a>.</div>
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Quasihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12581009403955438584noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390200188450506094.post-37753888625881163652013-10-02T09:08:00.000-07:002013-10-02T09:08:42.212-07:00ON VACATION<br />
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Steve and his female (my humans) are going on vacation for a week. Since Steve is my typist, I won't be doing any posting here until they return on October 11th. Meanwhile, I hope everyone has a wonderful week!Quasihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12581009403955438584noreply@blogger.com1