Friday, April 25, 2008

QUASI'S WILD WEEKEND

Hi fellow cats. Wondering what to do this weekend? Here’s an idea of how I intend to amuse myself over the next couple days…

Saturday: Wake Steve and his female up at 6:30 AM…eat breakfast…use the litter box and create a hellacious stink…clean myself… help the female make the bed…NAP…sit in the window and chatter at delicious-looking birds…induce petting… NAP…eat some more…clean myself…work on my plan for world peace….NAP… patrol the yard…NAP…help Steve restring his guitar… NAP…groom the female’s hair…bat a toy mouse around…NAP…induce more petting…practice my rendition of the Gettysburg Address…eat dinner…clean myself…hack up a hairball…NAP…sit in Steve’s lap, watch TV and induce more petting…NAP…sit in the female’s lap, watch TV and induce more petting…NAP…eat some more…clean myself…go to bed for the night.

Sunday: Wake Steve and his female up at 7:00 AM (I generously let them sleep an extra half-hour on Sunday)…eat breakfast…use the litter box and, well, you know…clean myself…NAP…help Steve do the Sunday New York Times crossword puzzle…induce petting… go outside and count the clouds passing overhead… NAP…induce more petting…eat some more...give the female a facial with my sandpaper tongue…go back outside and hiss at butterflies…NAP…help Steve and the female read more of the Sunday paper… NAP…eat dinner…clean myself…kak up another hairball…NAP…induce more petting…calculate the density of the universe…NAP….race around the house and tire myself out…go to bed for the night.

So what are you doing this weekend?

17 comments:

sccatlady said...

Our week-end will be pretty much the same as yours....nap, eat, sleep, nap, get petted, nap, eat...you know the drill.

Daisy said...

You have a very action-packed schedule!

Romie said...

Well said my furry friend! My weekend is the usual...sleep, wake up to a glorious morning of warm California sunshine and follow that around all day, see if I can catch sparrows and morning doves outside but i'm on the other side of the window (darn!), find that sun and nap, get up and bat around my arch enemy, the grey mouse, find that patch of sun and nap, get "her" to intice me with the peacock feather so I can rip it apart, search for the sliver of afternoon sun and nap. Aaahh what a life....

zevo hussein calamari said...

Napping is always a great idea.. if you are bored come on down to San Diego for Miss Lucy Fur's party!

JB's Big World said...

That is a hectic schedule. I don't think I do that much each weekend!
Oh, and Minou speaks French and Dutch.
--JB

jh an Mickey Mantle said...

My weekend?
Wake mom and dad at ... I don't know ... 5:30 thereabouts ... breakfast ... clean ... poop ... nap ... mousie ... go outside ... come inside ... dinner ... hmmm ... Gettysburg Address? You got me there, Quasi!
Mick

Marilyn MonREOW said...

That's quite a full schedule, Quasi! My schedule goes something like this: wake Mom up, holler for treats, eat treats, follow Mom everywhere she goes during her morning chores, holler for wet food, snarf down my wet food at quickest possible speed, sleep, wash, sleep, wash, snuggle, sleep wash, sleep, wash, snuggle, nap, nap, snuggle, things to do with the litterbox, snuggle, nap, eat, nap, snuggle... Oh, I'm feeling sleepy now.

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn!

meemsnyc said...

That sounds like a wonderful weekend!

Fluff =^..^= said...

LOL!! It is a Cats life. ;)
My human says that when she dies, and if there is such a thing as reincarnation, she wants to come back as a Cat in a loving humans home. ;) :D
That would be the life!

Purrrrssss,
Fluff =^..^=

Angus Mhor said...

I read all of it, really..but all I seem to remember is NAP..snknnkkxxxxzzzz

Lorianna said...

You are a very busy kitty Quasi! You set a fine standard for any kitty to admire. :) And, you're cute too!
Purrs,
Lorianna

Lux said...

Er ... I pretty much plan on doing the same things you are! :-)

HotMBC said...

Sounds like a grate weekend to me!
Purrrrrrs,
Sanjee

Team Tabby said...

Well, Quasi, our beans have been away a lot of today, and even more away time tomorrow. That means we're in charge of da house, so that is seriously going to impact our naps. Not that I am saying how. hee, hee.

Mindy & Moe

Christine and FAZ said...

The purr-fect weekend my furrend. FAZ

Mickey said...

After reading all that.I'm gonna nap all weekend ! Hahahaha!!!!
Purrs Mickey

Tiger Lily said...

Hello Quasi! That sounds very much like my weekend.