Wednesday, August 27, 2008


What with my fame and Paris Hilton-type celebrity as the author of The World Is Your Litter Box, a grassroots movement is apparently afoot to get yours truly elected president of the United States. Check out this video:

While I’m extremely flattered by this effort, I must earnestly and respectfully say NO WAY! Here are just a few of the reasons why I would NEVER want to be president:
  • It would be WAY too much work
  • It would require me to deal with unpleasant humans
  • It would require me to make boring, longwinded speeches
  • It would require me to leave Burbank CA and move to Washington, DC
  • It would be too hard to hide from the Secret Service
  • It would disrupt my napping schedule

So, thanks but no thanks. I’ll leave the presidential campaign to the human candidates and my kitty friends in the blogosphere who have already tossed their proverbial hats into the ring. May the best man (or cat) win!


Evie/VampyVictor said...

That is a very wise choice. You have to be either on a mission or have a big head to be President.
Ohh and I would give big smacks to anyone that compared me to Paris Hilton.. you should get your smacking arm ready!! :)

Ken Albin said...

Please reconsider. These other guys scare me!

Rascal said...

I don't blame you. I'd say the same thing.

Lux said...

That was too cute!

Tracey and Huffle said...

I completely agree. Being President would interrupt a very busy napping schedule and we can't have that!

Huffle Mawson