Saturday, March 5, 2011

A Cute Kitty Photo & Funny One-Liners

Steve and his female (my humans) are very fond of a TV show called Tosh.O on Comedy Central, which features funny, sick, inane, and sometimes disgusting (but wildly hilarious) videos that have been posted on the Internet by allegedly normal humans. In one of the segments, they run a short clip, then Daniel Tosh, the comedian who hosts the show, says something like, “Let’s put 20 seconds on the clock and see how many funny comments I can make.”

Well, as you know, ‘ole Quaz is quite a jokester himself, so I decided to “put 20 seconds on the clock” and see how many funny one-liners I could come up with about this adorable kitty-in-a-bag photo….
  • I didn’t know they sold cute kitties at Trader Joes!
  • Hey, there’s no cat food in here!
  • Bet you’re wondering what aisle they found me in.
  • Grocery bag… or portal to Hell?
  • Paper is WAY better than plastic.
  • Wait ‘til they see what I did in their granola!
  • These groceries are MINE.
  • That was the most delicious arugula I ever ate.
  • What? No Chateau Lafite?
  • I’m organic!
  • Going through self checkout was HIGHLY confusing.
So when do I get my own show on Comedy Central?

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