Wednesday, December 18, 2013
THE REMAINING CHAPTERS IN THE WORLD IS YOUR LITTER BOX DELUXE EDITION
With Christmas Day fast approaching, here is a brief jam job of the remaining chapters in The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition...
Chapter 18: Trips to the Vet
Chapter 19: How to Get Attention When It's Convenient for You
Chapter 20: How to Take Advantage of Your Pet Sitter
Chapter 21: Holiday Fun (& Danger)
Chapter 23: 20 Good Places to Hide
Chapter 24: How to Deal with Precocious Little Humans
Chapter 25: Flummoxing Enigmas for Cats
Chapter 25: Advice to Kittens
Chapter 26: Quasi's Quiz for Cats
The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition is available in softcover and ebook formats from Amazon and all other online booksellers, and makes a fabulous gift for the cat person on your holiday gift list. For info, excerpts, reviews, and a complete list of chapters, visit The World Is Your Litter Box website.
Meanwhile, we wish everyone a happy holiday season and all the best in 2014!
Monday, December 16, 2013
THE WORLD IS YOUR LITTER BOX DELUXE EDITION - CHAPTER 17: HOW TO DEAL WITH SCARY THINGS
Even though cats are fearless, intrepid creatures (well... sort of), there are some things that, if I may be so bold, scare the s**t out of us! It could be something as traumatic as a trip to the vet, or something as simple as a loud truck going by. Whatever the source of the scariness, we cats must be prepared to react and deal with it as quickly and decisively as possible... and in Chapter 17 of The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition, I show you how to do just that. Vital information for all cats.
The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition makes a wonderful and unique gift for the cat lover on your holiday list. Order it from Amazon or any of the other on-line booksellers. For info, excerpts, book reviews, and a complete list of chapters, visit The World Is Your Litter Box website.
Friday, December 13, 2013
THE WORLD IS YOUR LITTER BOX DELUXE EDITION - CHAPTER 15: 20 REASONS WHY CATS ARE SMARTER THAN HUMANS
You know what really gets my cat dander up? It's when I do something so simple a chimp could do it, and then Steve (my human) says something like, "Wow! Quasi is REALLY smart!" Well, of course I'm smart... ALL cats are smart. In fact, in Chapter 16 of The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition, I provide 20 good reasons why cats are smarter than humans. So check it out, Mr. and Ms. Super Intelligentisia!
The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition makes a unique gift for the cat person on your holiday list. Order it from Amazon or any other on-line bookseller. For info, excerpts, reviews, and a complete list of chapters, visit The World Is Your Litter Box website.
Wednesday, December 11, 2013
THE WORLD IS YOUR LITTER BOX DELUXE EDITION - CHAPTER 15: AMUSING TRICKS & GAMES
As all cats know, all work and no play makes kitty a dull boy (or girl). In Chapter 15 of The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition, I share some of my favorite games, including "Kitty Soccer" and "Psycho Kitty," which are guaranteed to liven up things around your household, and more importantly, provide unending entertainment for you!
The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition is available from Amazon and all other on-line book sellers, ande makes an excellent present for the cat person on your holiday gift list. For info, excerpts, reviews and a complete list of chapters, visit The World Is Your Litter Box website.
Monday, December 9, 2013
THE WORLD IS YOUR LITTER BOX DELUXE EDITION - CHAPTER 14: HOW TO ANNOY HUMANS WHO ARE ALLERGIC TO CATS
Some humans, when they get around a cat, have what scientists (and TV commercials) refer to as an allergic reaction. That is, when one of these humans comes into contact with a feline, they quickly begin sneezing and blubbering... which is a big problem for them, but an excellent source of entertainment for us kitties. In Chapter 14 of The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition, "How to Annoy Humans Who Are Allergic to Cats," I'll show you how to have endless fun (and endless laughs) when an allergic human comes over to your house. No cat will want to miss this!
The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition is available from Amazon and all other on-line booksellers, and makes the purrfect gift for the cat lover on your holiday gift list. For info, excerpts, reviews, and a complete chapter list, visit The World Is Your Litter Box website.
Friday, December 6, 2013
THE WORLD IS YOUR LITTER BOX DELUXE EDITION - CHAPTER 13: ACCEPTABLE (AND UNACCEPTABLE) CO-PETS
Even though we cats are the most exceptional critters on earth, some humans are not content unless they've surrounded the family kitty with a myriad of other pets. I know... it's hard to believe any human could want another type of animal when they already have a cat, but it's true. So, with that in mind, I've compiled a list of pets that are acceptable (and unacceptable) to a kitty. You'll find that list in Chapter 13 of The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition, which, by the way, makes an excellent gift for the cat lover on your holiday list. For info, excerpts, reviews, and a complete chapter list, visit The World Is Your Litter Box website.
Thursday, December 5, 2013
THE WORLD IS YOUR LITTER BOX DELUXE EDITION: CHAPTER 12: HOW TO WAKE YOUR HUMAN FROM EVEN THE DEEPEST SLEEP
One of the most frustrating things to a cat is when their human won't wake up and feed them, and as we cats know, there are fewer things more important than mealtimes. But what if you're starving to death and your human absolutely refuses to get out of bed? Well, check out Chapter 12 in The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition, apply my simple yet effective techniques, and you'll never go hungry again.
The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition would make an excellent gift for the cat lover on your holiday list. You can order the book from Amazon and all other on-line booksellers. For info, excerpts, reviews, and a complete chapter list, visit The World Is Your Litter Box website.
Tuesday, December 3, 2013
THE WORLD IS YOUR LITTER BOX DELUXE EDITION - CHAPTER 11: 20 GOOD PLACES TO THROW UP
Between hairballs and eating food comprised of unspeakable grist (delicious as it may be), we cats tend to... how shall I say this... toss our cookies on a fairly regular basis. But throwing up does not have to be onerous and unpleasant... in fact, it can be fun and highly entertaining, and in Chapter 11 of The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition, your 'ole pal Quasi will show you how. No cat should be without the information in this chapter!
The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition is available from Amazon, itunes, and all other on-line booksellers, and would make a excellent (and inexpensive) gift for the cat lover on your holiday gift list. For info, excerpts, reviews, and a complete chapter list, visit The World Is Your Litter Box website.
Monday, December 2, 2013
THE WORLD IS YOUR LITTER BOX DELUXE EDITION - CHAPTER 10: HOW TO GET YOUR HUMAN TO SING AND ACT LIKE A COMPLETE IDIOT
Bet you didn't know that your human can be an endless source of entertainment and amusement? Well, they most definitely can! In Chapter 10 of The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition, I share my time-tested methods for getting your human to sing, dance, talk baby talk... whatever. It's fun, it's easy, and most of all, it will provide you with kitty laughs whenever you so desire. Another skill no self-respecting cat should be without!
The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition is available from Amazon and all other on-line booksellers. And, it makes a most excellent holiday gift for the cat lover in your life. For info, excerpts, a complete chapter list and reviews, visit The World Is Your Litter Box website.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)