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THE WORLD IS YOUR LITTER BOX DELUXE EDITION - CHAPTER 9: HUMANS' QUESTIONS ABOUT CATS

For centuries, humans have spent countless hours trying to figure out cats and learn our innermost secrets. What are we thinking and what makes us tick, they wonder, but the answers have always eluded them... UNTIL NOW! Yes, that's right... in Chapter 9 of The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition, your friend Quasi answers 30 of the most often-asked human questions about us kitties. Some of the answers may surprise you!

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THE WORLD IS YOUR LITTER BOX DELUXE EDITION - CHAPTER 8: HOW TO GET FOOD ANYTIME YOU WANT IT

Chapter 8, "How to Get Food Anytime You Want It," is a very important chapter for any kitty that doesn't always want to wait until mealtime to fill their gullet with delicious, taste-tempting cat food, and the stinkier the better! In this chapter, I share my time-tested methods for getting your human to feed you whenever you feel a need (or desire) to eat. Sounds too good to be true, you say? Not hardly, fellow cat, IF you know what to do. Tell your human to buy you a copy of The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition and you'll never have to wait for your food again.

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THE WORLD IS YOUR LITTER BOX DELUXE EDITION - CHAPTER 7: THE "AWWWW" SCALE AND HOW TO USE IT

As we cats know, it's incredibly easy to get one's human to say "Awwww" just about any time we want. Whether you're applying one of the cute cat poses described in  Chapter 1 of The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition, offering your tummy for a nice rub (and an arm grab), or merely sleeping, your human simply can't resist your kitty charms. But did you know there are varying degrees of "Awwww" that can be used in a multitude of situations? It's true, and in Chapter 7, "The Awwww Scale and How to Use It," you'll find out all about it.

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THE WORLD IS YOUR LITTER BOX DELUXE EDITION - CHAPTER 6: 20 THINGS CATS DON'T HAVE TO DO

Because Chapter 5 of The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition focuses on the exhaustive (or, should I say, exhausting) scope of a cat's jobs and responsibilities, I thought I would ease the pain by providing a list of 20 things cats DON'T have to do. So take heart, fellow cats... after all, even a hardworking cat needs a break now and then.

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THE WORLD IS YOUR LITTER BOX DELUXE EDITION - CHAPTER 5: JOBS & RESPONSIBILITIES

Chapter 5 in The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition, "Jobs & Responsibilities" is meant to show our humans that cats are not just a bunch of slothful slackers. With jobs and responsibilities such as investigation, supervision and door monitor, we cats work extremely hard to earn our keep!

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THE WORLD IS YOUR LITTER BOX DELUXE EDITION - CHAPTER 4: HOW TO GET AWAY WITH UNACCEPTABLE KITTY BEHAVIOR

Chapter 4 in The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition, "How to Get Away with Unacceptable Kitty Behavior," contains valuable information that all kitties MUST know. You want to claw up the couch? Walk on the kitchen counters and eat whatever you find? Destroy your human's priceless Ming Dynasty vase? Well, fellow cat, 'ole Quaz will tell you how to do all this and more without incurring the wrath of your human, or suffering embarrassing, humiliating punishment.

To read an excerpt from "How to Get Away with Unacceptable Kitty Behavior," visit The World Is Your Litter Box website, where you'll also find a complete chapter list and reviews of The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition.

THE WORLD IS YOUR LITTER BOX DELUXE EDITION - CHAPTER 3: HOW TO GET YOUR HUMAN TO BUY YOUR FAVORITE FOOD

Chapter 3 in The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition is titled "How to Get Your Human to Buy Your Favorite Food." If you're like me, fellow cat, you're mighty particular about the food your human places in your bowl. In other words, you don't want to accept just any old slop your human dishes out. To combat this, Chapter 3 includes instructions about the use of  my patented "Process of Elimination" technique to make sure your human gives you EXACTLY what you want at mealtimes. This chapter also includes a handy Food Reference Chart, to help you make decisions about which food you really want (and don't want).

The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition is available in softcover and ebook formats, and at Amazon, the ebook is only $3.03! For more info, including a full chapter list, book excerpts and reviews, visit The World Is Your Litter Box website. Prepare to laugh your tail off!

THE WORLD IS YOUR LITTER BOX DELUXE EDITION - CHAPTER 2: HOW TO TELL IF YOUR HUMAN IS A TRUE CAT NUT

Chapter 2 of The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition is titled, "How to Tell If Your Human Is a True Cat Nut." In this chapter, I describe numerous ways for a kitty to determine whether their human is an unabashed cat nut or merely a pretender to the throne of feline fixation. Along with Chapter 1 (How to Look Cute), Chapter 2 contains must-know information for any cat that wants to be able to get away with just about anything short of starting a nuclear war.

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THE WORLD IS YOUR LITTER BOX DELUXE EDITION - CHAPTER 1

Starting today, and over the next month, we'll be posting ultra-funny cat memes created for each chapter of The World Is Your Litter Box Deluxe Edition: A How-To Manual for Cats. We hope you enjoy them!

Today's chapter, "How to Look Cute," focuses on my favorite cute kitty poses and how to use them to get away with most of the other recommendations in the book. As I say in Chapter 1, "Even though we cats are pretty much always cute, even when we're asleep and not trying to be, there are certain situations that literally cry out for specific poses."

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VETERAN'S DAY

Today, we remember all our military veterans, many of whom paid the ultimate price to protect the way of life we hold so dear. We wish there were no wars, but we honor and thank the men and women who fought in them.